New and startling evidence released to day has convinced scientists that the moon is actually made of cheese! After years of denying it, a top scientist at NASA has come forward to admit that the moon landings were faked, and the rock samples brought back were actually collected from his back yard!
"This was all part of a coverup operation to hide the fact that we have been shipping back pieces of moon cheese for years, and have been selling it for thousands of dollars on the black market," he was quoted as saying.